(Yee-haw!)

[Goofy]
Come on in, y'all!
[laughs]

First you hear a clink
Then you hear a clunk
Well there's no cause for alarm!
Because all that crashin'
And all that smashin'
Is a hoedown at the robot farm!

Loosen your joints if they're too tight!
Oil your elbows left and right!
Pick yourself a partner with plenty of charm!
It's a hoedown at the robot farm!

[Chorus]
(Hoe down!)
Well, everybody swing!
(Don't slow down!)
Just stretch those sprains!
(Let's raise the roof!)
Whoops!
There goes the barn!
It's a hoedown at the robot farm!
Well you robot gals
Don't wait for a man!
If you can't find a partner
Swing an old trashcan!
Promenade those gears
Do-si-do to the right!
The cows won't be home tonight!

[Chorus]
(Hoe down!)
Well everybody swing!
(Don't slow down!)
Just stretch those sprains!
(Let's raise the roof!)
Whoops!
There goes the barn!
It's a hoedown at the robot farm!

Swing your robot
Grab a wrench!
When you get tired
Sit on the bench!
If you get thirsty, you know what to do
Have a little robot brew!

[Interlude]
First you hear a clink
Then you hear a clunk
Well there's no cause for alarm!
Because all that crashin'
And all that smashin'
Is a hoedown at the robot farm! [laughs]

Swing your partners
Yup!
Promenade to the right!
Do-si-do!

(Hoedown!)
(Don't slow down!)
Whoa!
(Hoedown!)
(Yee-haw!)

Now everybody circle right!

(Hoedown)
[laughs]
(Don't slow down)
(Hoedown)

[Laughs]
Gawrsh!