[Verse 1]
You shoulda seen it, you shoulda been there
You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in
There
The men were women, the girls were fellas
He did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas, pass it on

[Verse 2]
There was a lady, she had a sister
But it was kinda weird the way the lady kissed her
There was a woman whose name was Norman
And the frilly knickers? That was just the doorman, pass it on
There was a doorman, whose name was Norman
And then the doorman kissed his sister, she's a Mormon
I heard there's dungeons inside the cellars
Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas

[Chorus]
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress
Who was born to impress
Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore
Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig
'Cause he's gonna be big
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie
[Verse 3]
And there was music, and there was dancing
And all the drag queens have to lipsynch 'cause they can't sing, sit up
And there was smoking, and there was boozing
And there were boys who looked like girls which were confusing, pass it on
So what's a lip-synch? Is that like kissing?
Yeah, he kissed a girl whose girlie parts were missing

[Chorus]
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage
Who broke out of his cage
Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips
Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips
Everybody's talking 'bout that crazy kid
And all the things that he did
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-amie

[Bridge]
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking about Jamie
[Chorus]
Everybody's talking about Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress
Who was born to express!
Everybody's talking and we're talking about the eyes
And the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout
Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt
Who we're dying to see
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie