Various Artists
Agnes (The Teenage Russian Spy)
Agnes, oh Agnes
Oh, how I love you
Agnes, oh Agnes
Oh, how you made me blue

‘Cause today I was informed by the FBI
You're nothing but a teenage Russian spy
Agnes, oh Agnes
Just what have you done?
Agnes, my Agnes
For the Soviet Union
If only you were booked for beltin' some guy
Instead of for being a teenage Russian spy

I thought that you really cared
The night that we first kissed
But now I know that you were just playing with me
‘Cause I was a son of an atomic scientist

Agnes, oh Agnes
Life's morе than I can bear
‘Cause Agnes, my Agnеs
They're giving you the chair
But even though you are a teenage Russian spy
Agnes, my Agnes I'll love you ‘til you die
Spoken:
I can't help myself Agnes
I love you 'til you die Agnes
Wave bye, bye Agnes
More power to you Agnes