Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
It's as easy as 1-2-3
Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
I'll touch you if you touch me

Grab a hold of my johnson, I want some
Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin
If you're over 18 then it's on
I don't give a shit if you live with your mom
I know you heard 'bout me
Mickey Avalon, rap's Ron Jeremy
Don't talk, drop to your knees
And I'll show you what the fuck I mean

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...

Let me take you back to my stabbin' cabin
Betamax roll with the action
Pornographic passion
Californication, bastards
Cassius Clay when I'm jabbin' punani
Like Cunanan at Versace mansion
Baby, let's get naughty
Shake your body
Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...

Touch, t-t-touch me
Touch, t-t-touch me

I got a lot of lead in my zeppelin
So step in and climb my stairway to heaven
I'm rockin' electric
Talk-talk to me, sexy
Leslie don't mind when I call her Lindsay Blowhan
Slow down before you hit me
Let me get a look at the goods
She said that she wouldn't but I knew that she would

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker
Baby I'ma show you how to...