[Hook]
Friday I smoke dope
Saturday I get coke
Sunday I go sober
Monday, do it all over
Friday I smoke dope
Saturday I get coke
Sunday I go sober
Monday, do it all over

[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon & Dirt Nasty]
Yo, you wanna ride to the moon
Fly with me in a red balloon
I got a big bag of shrooms
Make the whole wide world look like a cartoon
Got a sack of black magic
From a white bitch in a tight leather jacket
We ate a bunch of acid
And reenacted battle star Galactica
Cause I am the passenger
And I ride through the night with hazards on
I ain't slept in a minute
Cause my nose got a whole lot of coke in it

[Hook]
Friday I smoke dope
Saturday I get coke
Sunday I go sober
Monday, do it all over
Friday I smoke dope
Saturday I get coke
Sunday I go sober
Monday, do it all over
[Verse 2:Mickey Avalon & Dirt Nasty]
Woke up with a hangover
Doing cocaine in a Range Rover
And po-po pull lanes over
Going slow motion cause I ain't sober
When I'm runnin' down the street on PCP
Ain't a motherfucker wanna piece of me
Butt ass naked in the neighbor's tree
Beating myself like Rodney King
I'm a stone cold stoner man
And my nose is numb from the novacaine
I get my cocaine from a old ass Columbian man

[Hook]
Friday I smoke dope
Saturday I get coke
Sunday I go sober
Monday, do it all over
Friday I smoke dope
Saturday I get coke
Sunday I go sober
Monday, do it all over

[Verse 2:Mickey Avalon & Dirt Nasty]
I want a new drug
One where I could still bust a nut
One that won't make me sick
And one that won't make my dick go limp
One that won't me nervous
And one that won't make me hide behind the curtain
One that won't make me fall asleep
While I be performin' armed robberies
[Hook]
Friday I smoke dope
Saturday I get coke
Sunday I go sober
Monday, do it all over
Friday I smoke dope
Saturday I get coke
Sunday I go sober
Monday, do it all over