Mickey Avalon
My Dick
[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
My d**k cost a late night fee
Your d**k got the HIV
My d**k plays on the double feature screen
Your d**k went straight to DVD

[Verse 2: Andre Legacy]
My d**k bigger than a bridge
Your d**k look like a little kid's
My d**k large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your sh*t look like you fourteen

[Verse 3: Dirt Nasty]
My d**k locked in a cage, right
Your d**k suffer from stage fright
My d**k so hot, it's stolen
Your d**k look like Gary Coleman

[Verse 4: Mickey Avalon]
My d**k pink and big
Your d**k stinks like sh*t
My d**k got a Caesar do
Your d**k needs a tweezer, dude

[Verse 5: Andre Legacy]
My d**k is like super size
Your d**k look like two fries
My d**k more ma** than the Earth
Your d**k half staff, it needs work
[Verse 6: Dirt Nasty]
My d**k been there done that
Your d**k sits there with dunce cap
My d**k VIP
Your sh*t needs ID

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d**ks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d**ks like Jesus

[Verse 7: Mickey Avalon]
My d**k need no introduction
Your d**k don't even function

[Verse 8: Andre Legacy]
My d**k served a whole luncheon
Your d**k, it look like a munchkin

[Verse 9: Dirt Nasty]
My d**k size of a pumpkin
Your d**k look like Macaulay Culkin
[Verse 10: Mickey Avalon]
My d**k good, good loving
Your d**k good for nothing

[Verse 11: Andre Legacy]
My d**k bench pressed 350
Your d**k couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

[Verse 12: Dirt Nasty]
My d**k pretty damn skippy
Your d**k hungry as a hippie

[Verse 13: Mickey Avalon]
My d**k don't fit down the chimney
Your d**k is like a kid from the Philippines

[Verse 14: Andre Legacy]
My d**k is like an M16
Your d**k broken vending machine

[Verse 15: Dirt Nasty]
My d**k parts the seas
Your d**k farts and queefs

[Verse 16: Mickey Avalon]
My d**k rumble in the jungle
Your d**k got touched by your uncle
[Verse 17: Andre Legacy]
My d**k goes to yoga
Your d**k fruit roll-up

[Verse 18: Dirt Nasty]
My d**k grade-A beef
Your d**k made a geek

[Verse 19: Mickey Avalon]
My d**k sick and dangerous
Your d**k quick and painless

[Verse 20: Andre Legacy]
My d**k 'nuff said
Your d**k loves Fred

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d**ks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got d**ks like Jesus