[Verse 1]
Johnny got the gun with the number scratched
Off a dude sell tools out the duffle bag
Got the big blue ox like a lumberjack
In the small 22 we call thunder cat
For his lady 'cause she keeps getting fucked with
And the pepper spray just doesn't cut it
Need to quit the strip club and the drug shit
'Cause she got the baby kicking in the stomach
And her mother got the cancer in the throat back
'Cause she smoke new ports by the whole pack
Kept puffing them things like a smoke stack
So they put her in the bag with the toe tag

[Chorus]
So don't blame me
In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
So don't hate me
In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts
[Verse 2]
Sally took a test at the clinic and this wasn't no ordinary visit
Got the HIV in the red light district
But where she work ain't nobodies business
Doctor X got hit with malpractice 'cause he likes to stick his finger in the fat chicks
When they passed out cold on his mattress
He but burned them on the ass with some matches
Jenny was a manic depressive 'cause when she was a kid she got molested
By her uncle who never got arrested 'cause policemen always get protected

[Chorus]
So don't blame me
In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
So don't hate me
In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts

[Verse 3]
Eddie always felt like a female
Wrapped her fishnet socks in the leanness
But you know they say the devils in the details
So he chopped off his cock, to be a she-male
Marvin met her in a bar in the east end
They were telling jokes, laughing and drinking
Went out for a date on the weekend
Found out she was a dude so he beat her
Even Nurse Nancy was unstoppable
Had a heart as cold as a popsicle
She made sure getting out was impossible
Put the pillow on his face at the hospital
[Chorus]
So don't blame me
In my family tree there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
So don't hate me
In my family there's a whole lot of disfunctionality
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Live fast, die young, take a piss in the punch
Born to lose
Out to lunch
Life ain't nothing but a kick in the nuts