[Chorus]
If you've got no inhibitions
We can try all the positions
Don't let my pretty face fool ya
I've mastered the Kama Sutra

[Verse 1]
It's the end of the weekend, I've been breaking my balls
Pull up my cellphone for a number to call
Betty Loo got two stars next to her name and that little slut stay to me all day
Peggy Sue got a dude but that girl such a freak
She with her man on the weekend but I get her all week
Stacy kinda crazy it's the way that she think
Pull her panties to the side and put her hands on the sink

[Chorus]
If you've got no inhibitions
We can try all the positions
Don't let my pretty face fool ya
I've mastered the Kama Sutra

[Verse 2]
I always thought missionary was the worst
'Cause it's the same damn position when she's giving the birth
Her kitty cat really did some doggy-style
And I've always been a sucker for a sideway smile
Reverse cowgirl in the front of my truck
And she be like "Yeehaw" when I'm humping her but
And since I got swimmers like Michael Phelps
I always pull it out and shoot it into her mouth
[Chorus]
If you've got no inhibitions
We can try all the positions
Don't let my pretty face fool ya
I've mastered the Kama Sutra