[Intro: Paris Hilton]
This is Paris Hilton, and I love the Shoot to Kill Mixtape
Because the Dyslexic Speedreaders are so sexual

[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
I be that dude, who cruise the Strip
For a bag of bones and perfect tits

[Dirt Nasty]
Perfect lips, perfect tits
Hit the clit so hard you could quit your gym membership

[Andre Legacy]
Ever get your brains fucked out
Face down with a finger in your mouth?

[Mickey Avalon]
I'm 'bout to hit your bitch raw dog
Even though she begging me to put the condom on

[Dirt Nasty]
You got it goin' on, I'm feeling the ass
And I bet you even got that Brazilian wax, bitch

[Andre Legacy]
A million in cash, in what you owe me
From all the times we got taxed
[Mickey Avalon]
Ever been fucked in the ass by a white man
With a black mask?

[Dirt Nasty]
At last, crackers that can rap
And bag ya bitch at the bar, fucking bastards

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
Sex! All we want is
Sex! All we need is
Sex! All we do is
Sex! Every day, every night, all the time
Sex! All we want is
Sex! All we need is
Sex! (moans)

[Verse 2: Andre Legacy]
I ain't got time for the chit-chat
I wanna eat the chocolate pussy, like a Kit Kat

[Mickey Avalon]
I know that ya want me, mami
Slap your face with a soft salami

[Dirt Nasty]
I'm sorry, my dick tastes bad
I just butt fucked a tranny in the ass
[Andre Legacy]
My dick's on Craigslist
For breakfast, it'll scramble your benedicts

[Mickey Avalon]
Better get it quick because I leave in the morning
Porn flick dick, stick your bitch on the toilet

[Dirt Nasty]
Oh, snap! A cracker to pop the cherry
Like Billy Bob did to Halle Berry

[Andre Legacy]
Monster balls, Taj Mahal
Family jewels, under the lobster claw

[Mickey Avalon]
All y'all's hoes gonna suck our dicks
When they hear that new Dyslexic shit

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
Sex! All we want is
Sex! All we need is
Sex! All we do is
Sex! Every day, every night, all the time
Sex! All we want is
Sex! All we need is
Sex! (moans)
[Verse 3: Dirt Nasty]
I'm sexier than Tom Selleck
Jump in the Ferrari, so I could smell it

[Andre Legacy]
I'm sexier than Bruce Willis
Died with a hard-on, in that building

[Mickey Avalon]
I'm sexier than Prince
My Purple Rain gon' stain your tits

[Dirt Nasty]
I'm sexier than Jose Canseco
When the hoe say [?] me, with your baseball

[Andre Legacy]
I'm sexier than Kobe Bryant
When he stuck his dick in that horny white bitch

[Mickey Avalon]
I'm sexier than Magic Johnson
Before he got the tragic news from his doctor

[Dirt Nasty]
I'm sexier than Gianni Versace
Before he got shot by that batty boy

[Andre Legacy]
I'm sexier than Elvis Presley
Andre Legacy, God bless me

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
Sex! All we want is
Sex! All we need is
Sex! All we do is
Sex! Every day, every night, all the time
Sex! All we want is
Sex! All we need is
Sex! All we want is
Sex! All we need is
Sex! All we want is
Sex! All we need is
Sex!