There's a party (Five dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
In my pants (Ten dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
There's a party (Fifteen dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
You're all invited (Twenty dollars)
Come on and dance (A little more)

[Verse 1]
I threw on yesterdays jeans today
I got the rocket in my pocket and I just got paid
'69 Chevrolet parked on the lawn
It's primer grey and the engine's gone
So I strut like a pimp to the bus station
I ain't got the job I need a vacation
I keep my ass squeaky clean like Neutrogena
In my new zebra shoes and my new limousine
And if you give me all your money you can be my number one

[Chorus]
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
[Verse 2]
Walked into the locker room and marked a cobra snake
Taking pictures of my dick while my bitches sit and wait
Don't hate on the Av 'cause I treat my ladies bad
I'm crazy in the face and maybe I'm a fag
There's a party (Five dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
In my pants (Ten dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
There's a party (Fifteen dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
And if you give me all your money you can be my number one

[Chorus]
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
Be, be, be my number one

There's a party in my pants and you're all on the list
The doorman's big and black and he's pissed
So don't bring no dudes and have to lose
And slip me a mickey for the pain in my kidney's

Five dollars, at the door
Ten dollars, at the door
Fifteen dollars, at the door
Twenty dollars, a little more