[Intro]
Trans-am (Black)

[Verse 1]
Jumpin' out the window with no pants
A man look like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Stole me a car, ran through the light
Black trans-am, Mike and Ike
Kit Kat club on a Tuesday day
Bitch got a voice like Michel'le
But she walk with a limp when I go to spray
In her [?] face in all different ways
To the crack house in my underwear
Have a conversation with a teddy bear
He was made out of fur, we were stupid high
But he didn't have the balls to look me in my eyes

[Chorus]
This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana
And now she's callin' me like every day
Next time I went and saw her
I walked right by the daughter
And now she's sayin' that her period's late

[Verse 2]
Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks
Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks
Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks
Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks
Rollin' down Crenshaw in my socks
[?] but dirty flip-flops
[?] to the left [?] to the right
Bein' chased by the bogeyman, high as a kite
I got 6 chicks in my 2 man tent
That's 12 tits and a very strong scent
Awake in the evening, sleep all day
Daddy gotta make sure the rent get paid
Balls to the walls to the broads at the mall
To get to the girls like Santy Claus
Snow in my nose and a wreath in my pipe
I'll steal your bitch like I stole your bike
[Chorus]
This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana
And now she's callin' me like every day
Next time I went and saw her
I walked right by the daughter
And now she's sayin' that her period's late

[Verse 3]
Sleepin' in a dealer's cardboard box
On vacation in a vacant lot
Rich in spirit, [?]
When the dope man deliver to my front door
867-5309, take my number for a real good time
You can call me Jimmy, you can call me John
Just don't call me when your husband's home
Out of your back door, on to the next
Your momma sure do like anal sex
Ain't no chump, and I ain't no sucker
I'm Mickey Avalon, one bad motherfucker

[Chorus]
This time I met your momma, we smoke some marijuana
And now she's callin' me like every day
Next time I went and saw her
I walked right by the daughter
And now she's sayin' that her period's late