[Verse 1]
Splish splash, I was takin' a bath
With your momma and your sister
And your two stepdads
Oh, man, what a terrible plan
Had to hop up out the tub
'Cause I ain't no fag
Sold my turntable and my microphone
So I can throw Daytons on my motor home
Loan my lady to my neighbor Jerome
'Cause I need more minutes on my cellular phone

[Chorus]
You grab your left foot
And drop to the ground
And take your right foot
And spin it around
If you ever play twister
You could figure it out
It's called the hokey pokey
With a dick in your mouth
Pop another bottle of the bubbly
For the good, the bad and the ugly
Pop another bottle and pass it around
Ashes to ashes, they all fall down
[Verse 2]
I grab a slut and lather her up
Stabbin the gut while I'm jabbin' the cunt
In a log cabin you'll be havin' my nuts
Placed on your chin with two fingers in your butt
So quick to small talk and crawl to the cock
They call me cherry pop
'Cause I'm always on top
I be Toto the dog
From the Wizard of Oz
Bangin' young ladies out they trainin' bras

[Chorus]
You grab your left foot
And drop to the ground
And take your right foot
And spin it around
If you ever play twister
You could figure it out
It's called the hokey pokey
With a dick in your mouth
Pop another bottle of the bubbly
For the good, the bad and the ugly
Pop another bottle and pass it around
Ashes to ashes, they all fall down