[Verse 1: Madchild]
I had a crush on this girl, we used to smoke indo
She lived across the street
I threw a rock through her window
As a kid I wasn’t making any sense
Screaming out her name, standing naked on a fence
She called the cops, I been hating ever since
Sometimes I still look back and think of what we might have been
That broken glass cost me seven hundred bucks
I was eleven, man, seven hundred bucks man
Fuck man, I seen her the other night
Hanging off a brass pole high as a kite
Dancing at a strip club, she got picked up
I got my dick sucked, she got tit fucked
She sucked my ball sack and licked my asshole
I came in her hair then she called me an asshole
Then I called her a cab and gave her five bucks
Said that’s all that I have

[Chorus: Madchild]
I’m addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
I’m a fucking prick
Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick
I’m addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
I’m a fucking prick
Now shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick
[Verse 2: Madchild]
How many people get to have sex with four strippers?
At the same time and it doesn’t make a difference
I’m a spoiled little brat, rock star lifestyle
I don’t want to talk, let’s fuck right now
Hang around and get mistreated cause I’m conceited
If you don’t like it beat it
I’ll just take the next slut standing in line
If you’re not here to suck it then you’re wasting my time
You’re here to please me and serve me
I’m here to make fun of you make you feel unworthy
Getting bitches takes no effort
Skinny ones with no tits to big fat heifers
Look a girl in the eyes and say I love her
The next day I tell my friends I never heard of her
Mad Child’s a womanizer like no other
Call me a motherfucker cause I’ll fuck your mother

[Chorus: Madchild]
I’m addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
I’m a fucking prick
Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick
I’m addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
I’m a fucking prick
Now shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick
[Verse 3: Madchild]
Please don’t call me on the phone cause I live with my girl
And I will say it’s the wrong number
And if you call me back I will find out where you live
And then I will turn your life to shit
So just remember that you’re just a slut made for sucking balls

[Verse 4: Mickey Avalon]
Uh, it was lust at first sight
So we fucked the first night
And the night after that
By the third she had got to calling me dad
So I had to get out of Dodge
'Cause there's too much of me for just one broad
And when my dick gets hard
It's hard to think about things like love
I'm sorry for the pain I've inflicted
But that can be fixed a prescription
And what's one more addiction?
I'm just a dog tryna pet your kitten

[Chorus: Madchild]
I’m addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
I’m a fucking prick
Shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick
I’m addicted to being a dickhead
Tell a girl anything just to get head
I’m a fucking prick
Now shut the fuck up bitch and suck my dick