[Chorus]
It costs ten grand for my two cents
And you can have it all when you've got friends
I'm choppin' fat lines, girl, who's next?
You can have it all when you've got rich friends

[Verse 1]
I'm the presidential man without a dental plan
Blacked out in a limo, woke up in a rape van
I got a sugar mamma and she got a wedding band
But I'm bangin' her two daughters
Sippin' White Claws in the sand
I know the owner of a Risen
And he own his own island
He got a Tesla helicopter and it don't need a pilot
The owner of the Lakers
Live next to around ten acres
And I'm naked in the kitchen 'cause his crib is always vacant

[Chorus]
It costs ten grand for my two cents
And you can have it all when you've got friends
I'm choppin' fat lines, girl, who's next?
You can have it all when you've got rich friends

[Verse 2]
Up in the presidential suite
Burnin' holes in the sheets
I threw the TV out the window
While walkin' in my sleep
I never pay my mortgage
Got all my shit in storage
But I'm livin' like a princess
My rich friends could afford it
I crashed a Lamborghini
While I as in Tahiti
But when I told the owner
He just laughed and didn't believe me
Then we went back to his mansion
He threw a temper tantrum
When he caught me smokin' crack
With his girlfriend and his grandson
[Chorus]
It costs ten grand for my two cents
And you can have it all when you've got friends
I'm choppin' fat lines, girl, who's next?
You can have it all when you've got rich friends

[Verse 3]
I got a presidential Rollie
And they don't know it's phony
Every time I try to pay
They just say, "You can owe me"
Have you ever been to Paris
And partied with some Terrorists
Super size skydive, they threw me off the terrace
I drew a mustache on Picasso
And on the twelve apostles
Painless is, but Jayzers got a fat pink taco
I'm on a permanent vacation
Wanted, cheese tasting
But the IRS still think I'm livin' in my mamma's basement


[Chorus]
It costs ten grand for my two cents
And you can have it all when you've got friends
I'm choppin' fat lines, girl, who's next?
You can have it all when you've got rich friends
[Outro]
She's so fine
Ain't no tellin' where the money went
She's all mine
There's no other way to go
She's so fine
Ain't no tellin' where the money went
She's all mine
There's no other way to go