I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Wadd
As I pull tricks for a fix and a nod
I got flows for hoes with low self esteem
And more for those swallow protein

The kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and
Pays the rent inch after inch
But now I get fly with lyrics
While you guys be on some queer shit

Check out the way I take a mark for
All that he's got and a whole lot more
'Cause when your drawers hit your ankles
I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll

Oh shit, you just got vicked
By an illegitimate kid out the orphanage run and shit
I'm comin with styles you can't handle smoother than the velvet Elvis hanging from my mantle
So light a candle and praise yo' Lord
Mickey Avalon's some shit you can afford

All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl, I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl
I'm a costly hotty getting saucy at the swap meet
If you want to party
Get my number and call me
From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie
When you got some money then come and get yo' jollies
A corner teen in this California dream
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline

My foster parents told me that I could be
Anything I wanted to so I became me
Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free
Serving sucka mcs and getting paid for my delivery

I freak beats that stain your silk sheets
Filthy on the mike like Lenny Bruce used to be
They had brooster in the pantry, howlin' like a banshee
And even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manly

All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl, I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl

In the Hollywood hills
Swallowing pills
Tipsy off scotch whiskey
Sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills
I toast Mimosas from coast to coast
In penthouse suites
With out any clothes
I used to stroll to ave holes in my shoes
But now I fly first class and
Bask in sun tan and booze
Hustling gay dude for Quaaludes
Out by the pool
In a baby blue bathing suit
Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice
I was payin dues while you was playin' in school
I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips
Here's an autographed picture for your little sis
My days of turning tricks are behind me
Unless you got the time to wine and dine me

All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl, I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl