[Intro]
I love you Mickey
I love you and love you (I love you)
And I love all of you's
Mickey Avalon

[Verse 1]
Statutory rape in the first degree
She was sweet and sassy and 17
Baby got between me and a local clean
But I ain't mad at him 'cause the shit don't stink
Clit hot pink, hit it on the sink
In the little girlie's room at the roller skating rink
What's daddy goin' when he hear the cry
At the abortion clinic when the baby die? (waaah...)
Pork the pie like a porcupine
In a Poor Boy hat, orphan style
Oliver Twist will be callin' it quits when he
Seen da way dat I lobster her bits

[Hook]
She pass me a pen so I can sign her titties
That's when she says, I love you Mickey
She kisses my lips and gets all giddy
That's when she says, I love you Mickey
Ain't no time for try a nap her, it's the real nitty gritty
That's when she screams, I love you Mickey
And when my bus takes off to the very next city
I can hear her cry I love you Mickey
[Verse 2]
I keep getting older, they stay the same age
Don't whine while we done, we'll feast on duct tape
It's yos truly, the least sincere
Dead in the headlights, fist in da air
Bashin' queers with my fashion school peers
'Cause scars and berets ain't in fashion this year
I wear sunglasses at night
So when I lie to your face you can't see my eyes

[Hook]
She pass me a pen so I can sign her titties
That's when she says, I love you Mickey
She kisses my lips and gets all giddy
That's when she says, I love you Mickey
Ain't no time for try a nap her, it's the real nitty gritty
That's when she screams, I love you Mickey
And when my bus takes off to the very next city
I can hear her cry I love you Mickey

[Verse 3]
The Devil made me do it but I was into it
Look like Virgin Mary but [a quarter?] Jewish so
Call me ruthless, call me what you wanna
But you can't call me foolish for fuckin' your daughter
Now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard spot
With a hard cock, Uncircumcised aardvark
The odd part is that I just got started
On some Mongoloid shit, fuckin' retarded kids
The artist is a genius, if you ask me
But who am I to judge? I smoke dust and fuck trannies
Some to sum it all up, I'm an idiot savant
When he comes to hustlin' the boulevard
[Hook]
She pass me a pen so I can sign her titties
That's when she says, I love you Mickey
She kisses my lips and gets all giddy
That's when she says, I love you Mickey
Ain't no time for try a nap her, it's the real nitty gritty
That's when she screams, I love you Mickey
And when my bus takes off to the very next city
I can hear her cry I love you Mickey