[Chorus: Mickey Avalon]
It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday too
But we all look better in a birthday suit
It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday too
But we could have a party in our birthday suits

[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
I'm the salt, you the pepper, baby, I like it hot
You're the button, I'm a zipper, maybe let's take it off
I'll be the cop, you're the robber, let me strip-search your bra
And even when the lights off I could find the G-spot

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon]
It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday too
But we all look better in a birthday suit
It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday too
But we could have a party in our birthday suits

[Verse 2: Mickey Avalon]
It's like tomato and tomato, let's catch up
Make like today and tomorrow and get next to each other
'Cause you got eyes like an angel, I'm the devil himself
Call the surgeon general, I'm bad for your health

[Pre-Chorus: Mickey Avalon]
And even when the lights off I could find the G-spot
Even when the lights off I could find the G-spot
[Chorus: Mickey Avalon]
It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday too
But we all look better in a birthday suit
It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday too
But we could have a party in our birthday suits

[Bridge: Bonnie McKee & Mickey Avalon]
One, two, Mickey's coming for you
Three, four, knocking at your door
Five, six, tricks are for kids
So blow out my candle, baby, make a wish

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon]
It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday too
But we all look better in a birthday suit
It's not your birthday, it's not my birthday too
But we could have a party in our birthday suits