One night stand
I wanna have a
One night stand
Can we have a
One night stand
I wanna have a
One night stand

You can call me, Mickey you can call me the Ave
There ain't another better with a pen and a pad
If you're looking for some action, I can be that
And give you satisfaction while lying on your back
I got a big rig 18 wheels chromed out to the gills
I don't slow down my tank is filled
Screaming bloody murder from the top of the hill
You got a problem that I know I can fix
I solve all them problems with my dick
And they constantly need to be fixed
Like the super in your building bitch

Girl let mе get your number
I wanna be your lovеr
Underneath the covers
Then run away

One night stand
I wanna have a
One night stand
Can we have a
One night stand
I wanna have a
One night stand
You can call me filthy, but then call me a cab
I'm coming to your city like a dick in the ass
If you're looking for some trouble
The Ave's up to bat
Triple up the middle and a double outback
I got a tugboat speed of light cutthroat
Read my rights. I won't slow down to live my life
Dancing like a banshee while I'm hitting the pipe
You got a problem that I know I can fix
Cuz I'm God's son on the crucifix
And I constantly bleed your sins like a killer in the wilderness bitch

Girl let me get your number
I wanna be your lover
Underneath the covers
Then run away

One night stand
I wanna have a
One night stand
Can we have a
One night stand
I wanna have a
One night stand

One night stand
I wanna have a
One night stand
Can we have a
One night stand
I wanna have a
One night stand
Girl let me get your number
I wanna be your lover
Underneath the covers
What can I say
Girl let me get your number
I wanna be your lover
Underneath the covers
Then run away

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