Mickey Avalon
White Guys
[Verse 1: Beardo]
I know this whtie guy named Jim
He droved motorbike and shot heroin
Mechanic by night
They robbed the Joe and then they stabbed 'em with a knife
'Cause I was it for Jim
I ain't never heard his name and I never was his friend
This ain't the end
His boy Jack just broke outta the pen
He wants some revenge
And he's high on crystal meth
Two shots to the chest
With a knife in his hand, he thought he was bless

[Hook: Andre Legacy & Beardo]
Whitе guys get high on ice
White guys brings knivеs on gun fights
White guys like dykes and motorbikes
White guys, white guys

[Verse 2: Mickey Avalon]
I knew this, I knew this white guy named Cletus
Knocked on the door, preaching Jesus
His favorite show was Kelly and Regis
He looked like Butt-Head had the baby with Beavis
The aftermath after mask
Was little boy's butt-hole splatted in-half
He like [?] it was larger than [?]
And he hong down pastor wax muscular caffs so
Splish splash he was takin' a bath
With a Philipino boy from Iraq
The kid got [?] with a baseball bat
Chased 'em by [?] straight shove it up his ass
And now he's free at last
[Hook: Andre Legacy & Beardo]
White guys get high on ice
White guys brings knives on gun fights
White guys like dykes and motorbikes
White guys, white guys

[Verse 3: Dirt Nasty]
I knew this white guy named Dan
He was the grand wizard of the Klu Klux Klan
He got a black wife
And she had no idea what he did every night, huh
See, he was holding [?]
When she was at [?] makin' barbeque beef ribs
Jesus fuck, one day [?] white hood in a pick-up truck
She called up for brothers
[?] weezers, came quick as a motherfucker
[?]
They found 'em wrapped in Confederate flag with no nuts
No Dan, oh Jesus!

[Hook: Andre Legacy & Beardo]
White guys get high on ice
White guys brings knives on gun fights
White guys like dykes and motorbikes
White guys, white guys
[Verse 4: Andre Legacy]
And knew this white guy, his name was Berry
Lived at West Hollywood with all the ferries
[?] white-yellow Connery
[?] it was cherry
When times got hard
He start to sucking dicks at [?]
You might find 'em [?]
I seen'd him butt-naked, shake it like a flounder
Used to take the quarter pounder
28 years old, he in the ground now

[Interlude: Dirt Nasty]
One, two, three

[Hook: Andre Legacy & Beardo]
White guys get high on ice
White guys brings knives on gun fights
White guys like dykes and motorbikes
White guys, white guys