He's full of surprises
Just like he'll always be
He brings some razzle dazzle to the yard
He's full of surprises
As you can plainly see
He don't find being surprising all that hard

Some would probably say
He's only up to his old tricks
But he'd say he's a problem solver
Looking for a nice quick fix

He's full of surprises
Just like he'll always be
He brings some razzle dazzle to the rail
He's full of surprises
As you can plainly see
He's trusting his surprises to prevail
He hopes this time being surprising doesn't fail

They used to call him devious
Because he had a bit of previous
But please, you must believious
He’s not that bad
Well, maybe just a tad!