The geek, with no beak
He's so weak he cannot speak!
The geek, with no beak
He's so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings
And dwarven legs
A Semper Fi cranium that's got automatic eggs
His gaping maw is geared to spew
"He" just might be a "she"
So Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs
Force fed, force fed
Go eat your eggs
Out of his mouth-
Straight at your head!

With purple pants
They start to tear
I reach out with all my might to poke out an eye
I poke out an eye!
I poke out an eye!

My seven year old smile: vanishing!
Eggs, why eggs?
It's breaking my heart
It's hurting my nose
It's turning my skin green!
Why did you have to be so mean?
In my dreams I despise you more than you'll ever know
Even when I speak your name
It makes me fucking choke!

Bird--

Bird--

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!