[Verse 1]
I'm not perfect, I'm far from it
Shout verses from my stomach
I've lost track of my tall stack of jokes
I'm all wack from my bald ass and coat
I'm all [?]
Impersonate a good person who wants to date you
Pretty soon I'm a person that you hate to
Call yours on all fours in the great room
All sore [?], I tased you
Kind of, I might of [?] and grazed you (just a bit)
Talk big, my D talks bigger
And I toss pills in my detox dinner
I'm not fake, but my life's made up
I've got no wife, but I might take one
[?]
Either way, I'm the type to invite [?]

[Chorus]
Everyone speaks to sweet and so dumb
Even when you're weak, you think that you have won
Laying in the sheets, please keep this shit mum
I don't want anyone to see what we've done
See, see what we've done, see what we've done
Keeping on the DL, can you keep one secret
Please let me [?]
Even this beat can't compete with these [?]
[Verse 2]
In the daytime everybody hates Riz
Say I'm faking, that I'm never going to make it (never)
But at night, when everyone is wasted
I'm the greatest rapper alive, they never say shit
I'm a scumbag, some say mean
I still call a dumb fag one, if they seem to be
Easily, I'm a chip off the block that you chickens get your tips off [?]
I got ripped off and brought her to my hotel
That's just what she did man, that hoe this tells
Every single soul in this whole damn town
And if anyone knows then I'm going down
On a hooker. Not a bad looker
But, I just paid to get laid like a trucker
Saw a booker, got the hell out of Dodge
I'm telling you now that I fell for this broad

[Chorus]
Everyone speaks to sweet and so dumb
Even when you're weak, you think that you have won
Laying in the sheets, please keep this shit mum
I don't want anyone to see what we've done
See, see what we've done, see what we've done
Keeping on the DL, can you keep one secret
Please let me [?]
Even this beat can't compete with these [?]
[Bridge]
A bad idol
A man with a rad title
Who's standing to stand title
Waves go rage
Camp in your backyard
A cannon that blasts bars so hard you can't handle
This man if you had arms
I'm fucking dirty as worms
Up and slurring my words
You sound nerdy
I'm fucking nerdy as Urkel
Sure y'all are trying to keep it low key
But the people know me, as evil lonely
Kid. With no friends, never had many
Better luck with sluts, cause I left my sac empty
Let's see, before we say bye
Um, I got a story about a shorty you like (please tell)
She's hot-blooded, not coming for free
You [?]
You know what, she's not as dumb as she seems
She got moneymaker and she's going to take as she pleases

[Chorus]
Everyone speaks to sweet and so dumb
Even when you're weak, you think that you have won
Laying in the sheets, please keep this shit mum
I don't want anyone to see what we've done
See, see what we've done, see what we've done
Keeping on the DL, can you keep one secret
Please let me [?]
Even this beat can't compete with these