[Verse 1]
I feel like I've been cheated more than once
Seated in my chair, but I need to go to lunch
Divided by the rules, never tried a lot in school
But who did, the cool kids; don't apply or use the tools
Given. Living just to live in, are you kidding
I've been spitting ever since middle school was prison to these kids and
I'm all for education, but all the education in the world couldn't solve this detonation
We need believers, dreamers, [?]
An IQ score shouldn't keep you from the paper
If you want it, go get it, to the comments [?]
I'm not messing around, just fuck em and don't listen to em
If they say you can't, just leave them in the dust
Sell that dope by the gram, you need to eat, there's no discussion
What's in it for them, they ask
And nothing, you weren't there the last time you passed me, fuck it

[Chorus]
If I was a stoner
This would be my jam
And if I was a loner
Well, that I am
I don't got nothing, but beats
Drunk doesn't bump
But it's something that keeps me going
Owing, the problems creep
It all goes away when I fall asleep like shhh
[Verse 2]
The pot ain't for me
Truly, it's getting God-dang boring
Every song played is that the same story
But if you need weed with that [?]
Take a hit or two
And if you ever listen to a politician you should probably get a clue
'Cause, it's your life, your way
Just grab that Coors light, and let that whore stay
[?] live it up, I'll spit it up
You need ice on this mic, right when I get it up
I can vouch for myself now, on the couch in my house feeling left out
While everyone's drunk with their breasts out
I'm touching myself to let the stress out
And if anyone says you're less powerful than them
Let me know, I'll stick my neck out and say

[Chorus]
If I was a stoner
This would be my jam
And if I was a loner
Well, that I am
I don't got nothing, but beats
Drunk doesn't bump
But it's something that keeps me going
Owing, the problems creep
It all goes away when I fall asleep like shhh