[Katrina]
Turn that off now come in here
Grab a glass, do you want wine or beer?

[Ichabod, spoken]
Just water

[Katrina]
Take a seat wherever

[Ichabod, spoken]
Thank you

[Katrina]
We're thrilled to have company

[Brom]
How're your classes going?

[Ichabod]
Good, thanks, yeah, I mean it's tough

[Brom]
Sure, starting over new town all that stuff
Got a boyfriend yet?
[Katrina]
Brom, that's enough
We're having dinner for three

[Brom]
I'm making conversation

[Katrina]
Don't put him on the spot
This is a celebration
To new friends, New York, and Jesus Christ it's hot in here

[Ichabod]
Please pass the salad, thanks

[Brom]
No sweat
Have you see much of our city yet?

[Katrina]
What's to see?
This small town sucks I bet compared to big N-Y-C

[Ichabod]
Delicious dinner for three
[Katrina, spoken]
It's too bad, what I wouldn't give for a Trader Joe's. My cousin in Albany has one and doesn't shut up about it

[Brom, spoken]
Come on, Kat. We have some great places downtown these days. There's the olive oil place with the free tastings that you love and the tea room with all those teas

[Katrina, spoken]
There's three nice restaurants, a couple craft galleries and a bike shop; Fifth Avenue it is not
(sung)
Do you like that sauce?

[Ichabod]
I do

[Katrina]
It's from Stop and Shop, the wine is too
We're supposed to get a Whole Foods, true
But they've said that for years

[Brom]
Hon, you love that little bakery right down the street
They've got the best bagels you'll ever eat

[Katrina]
He's a New Yorker, Brom, you can't compete
[Brom]
You said you love all the schmears

[Katrina]
But there's no competition
Everyone knows that
They're a New York tradition

[Brom]
So what? You always complain they make you fat

[Katrina]
Shut up, Brom
Anyway it's just as well
What's the latest on that big hotel
I read somewhere they might have to sell
To Saudi Arabia soon
Or some Korean tycoon
It's such a
[Hiccup, spoken]
Excuse me

[Brom, spoken]
Hon, maybe you've had enough

[Katrina, spoken]
It was a hiccup, Brom. For chrissakes

[Ichabod]
That was delicious. Thank you

[Brom]
Ichabod, tell us what you miss most back home