[Verse 1]
He gets out of bed
He goes to the room
He turns on the set
He is as smart as a broom

[Chorus 1]
Hey you, brainless
How'd you lose us?
Hey you, thoughtless
How'd you screw us?

[Verse 2]
It starts on his head
He tries not to hear
It gets worse instead
He checks out of here

[Chorus 2]
Hey you, dumbass
How'd you lose us?
Hey you, headless
Why'd you screw us?
Us