I should be a star
Driving all the girls insane
Shower me with oysters
Swimming in the best champagne
I'd never lift a finger
Just be the biggest swinger

I, I should be famous
Oh I, I should be famous
Wear the finest clothes
Have a brand new nose

A chauffeured limousine
Jacuzzi in the back for two
A mystery companion
And you could be that girl
If you can swing it in the fast lane
Silk lingerie and cocaine

I, I should be famous
Oh I, I should be famous
I'd say no, no press
Change my mind, say yes
And then turn and smile
In my own sweet style
I'd never lift a finger
Just be the biggest swinger

I, I should be famous
Oh I, I should be famous
Oh I, I should be famous
Oh I, I should be famous

Tomorrow, tomorrow, it's always too late