[Verse 1: Dave Monks, Luke LaLonde, both]
Call it off, keep it in, grind it down to medicine
(Oo oo-oo oo-oo oo-oo)
Especially anything, keep it in your first aid kit
(Oo oo-oo oo-oo oo-oo)
Call it off, keep it in, grind it down to medicine
Especially anything, keep it in your first aid kit

[Chorus: Dave Monks and Luke LaLonde, (Dave Monks)]
‘Cause lately I’ve been a good news guy
(Yeah) Yes, lately I’ve been a good news guy

[Verse 2: Luke LaLonde, Dave Monks]
Call her up, she stays in, grinding down her medicine
Her specialty’s anything, but lately she’s a first date kid
Call her up, she stays in, grinding down her medicine
Her specialty’s anything, but lately she’s a first date kid
Her specialty’s anything, but lately she’s a first date kid (Especially anything, keep it in your first aid kit)

[Break: Dave Monks and Luke LaLonde]
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo oo, oo-oo

[Chorus: Dave Monks and Luke LaLonde, (Dave Monks)]
‘Cause lately I’ve been a good news guy
‘Cause lately I’ve been a good news guy (Hey!)
‘Cause lately I’ve been a good news guy
[Outro: Dave Monks and Luke LaLonde]
Call it off, keep it in, grind it down to medicine