[Chorus 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Andrea Libman]
The super-duper party pony, that pony is me
I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be
Me too!
Come on, ponies! Who here likes to party? Ha-ha! You do! I can tell!

[Verse 1: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Andrea Libman]
When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play (Like me)
But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day" (As if!)
But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves (Uh-huh)
The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove (You know it)

[Chorus 2: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Andrea Libman]
The super-duper party pony, that pony is me (And me)
You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!
Uh, Pinkie?
Hey, good-lookin', want some mayonnaise?

[Verse 2: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Jim Miller]
My parties are all off the hook, I never plan them by the book
I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy, everypony just gets crazy!
Bored of snacks made by your mom? How about a giant party bomb?
Huge piñatas filled with cake or dive into my fruit punch lake
Geronimo!

[Chorus 3: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Unknown Voice Actor]
The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese
C'mon, kid, take it for a spin!
Golly! Thanks, mister!
[Verse 3: "Weird Al" Yankovic]
Oh, when I throw a Cheese party, be sure to not be lame
And miss my pie fights, wacky kites, and streamers in your mane
Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight
You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you'll be partying all night!

[Bridge: Ashleigh Ball, Andrea Libman, & "Weird Al" Yankovic]
C'mon, everypony! Let's party down with Cheese!
You're really a certified party pony?
That's right! That's my guarantee!

[Outro: "Weird Al" Yankovic & Shannon Chan-Kent]
The super-duper party pony, that pony is me
But what about the super party pony named Pinkie?