[Intro: Capper, spoken]
You know what? Little cotton candy here is right. And if I do say so myself...

[Verse 1: Capper]
This town is not a nice place for little fillies all alone
There are lots of twists and corners that could lead to the unknown
Let me guide your way, and I'll be sure to help you through
You could really use a friend out here, and luckily for you...

[Chorus: Capper]
I'm the friend that you need, when you're lost and don't know what to do
I'm your pal, your amigo, useful and resourceful too
And my help, you'll concede is a plus guaranteed
You can call and I'll come running, just follow my lead
'Cause I'm the friend you need

[Post-Chorus: Townspeople]
He's a friend, quite a friend
He's a friend indeed

[Verse 2: Capper]
You need a bud to spot the danger, a pal to stop the creep
A chum and not a stranger to assist
You need a bro who is cunning that can help you take the leap
A friend who knows what's lying in the mist
Don't fear these darkened alleys, they're scary, yes, I know
Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go
[Pre-Chorus: Capper]
And such a dazzling beauty, covered in dirt and muck
But now your fate is changing, now you are in luck

[Chorus: Capper]
'Cause I'm the friend that you need when you're lost and don't know what to do
I'm your pal, your amigo, lookin' out for friends like you
And my help, you'll concede is a plus guaranteed
Just call and I'll come running, we'll say it's agreed...
(Capper: "Here, tell Verko, my place. Twenty minutes. I've got something that will "magically" erase all my debt.")
'Cause I'm the friend you need

[Outro: Mane Six, Rarity]
He's a friend, quite a friend
He's a friend indeed