[Intro: Flim, Flam]
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
Creatures with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share

[Chorus: Flim, Flam, both]
Well you've got opportunity in this very community
He's Flim, he's Flam, we're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

[Post-Chorus: Pinkie Pie & Flim]
Nonpa-what? Nonpareil

[Drop: Sawtooth Waves]

[Verse: Flim, Flam, Both]
I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
I say, our mode of locomotion
And I suppose by now you're wondering: "Where is this promised cider?"
Any creature can make a claim and any pony can do the same
But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this big new world
And that's opportunity
Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
The unbelievable, unimpeachable, indispensable, I-can't-believe-able
Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
What d'you say, sister?
[Drop: Sawtooth Waves]

[Bridge: Flim, Flam, both, Crowd]
(Cider, cider, cider, cider...)
Watch closely, my friends!
The fun begins!
Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!
Feel free to take a sneak peek!

[Chorus: Flim, Flam, Both]
We're saying you've got opportunity in this very community
He's Flim, he's Flam, we're the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil, yeah!

[Post-Chorus: Applebloom]
You got a deal!

[Drop: Sawtooth Waves]