[Intro: Agent K, Agent J]
Alright kid, here's the deal
At any given time, there are about fifteen-hundred aliens on the planet
Most of them right here in Manhattan
And most of them are decent enough, they're just tryna make a living
They're cab drivers, well, not as many as you'd think
Humans for the most part don't have a clue
They don't want one or need one either, they're happy
They think they have a good meaning of things
So, so why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it
The person that's smart, people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it
Fifteen-hundred years ago, everybody knew the earth was the center of the universe
Five-hundred years ago, everybody knew the earth was flat
And fifteen minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow

[Interlude: Doctor Destruction]
Uh, yeah
Let this shit breathe one, breathe one time, time
Yeah, alright
Fisticuff, turn my headphones up
Fisticuff, yeah, ayo, ayo, yeah

[Verse: Doctor Destruction]
I grip the mic like Mekhi Phifer
Rip up the cypher with lyrics you gotta decipher
You trifflin', I'm triffle
I'm on my quest, word to Phifer
Fuck that, yo
They wanna know why the boy here to destroy the void
I'm back from the future like Christopher Lloyd
These rappers think they raptors, I'm the asteroid, rhyme faster, boy
I spit verses like a pastor's boy, boy that destroy and I can't get past it, boy
Why waste time? Jump up in this casket, boy
Anxiety got me fucked up
Ayo, I need to drink more green juices
I need to exercise more often, I need to exercise more often
'Cause I feel like Andy fucking Kaufman, Godsman, God
Ayo when life gets me down and I don't know why
I step to the Akai and create somethin' fly
[Interlude 2: Doctor Destruction]
Nah, keep it goin', yeah, this is hard, let me hear that from the top

[Outro: Agent K, Agent J]
We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public
Man, we ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit
I don't know whether you forgotten because there's an alien battle cruiser that's about to-
There's always an alien battle cruiser or a Corellian death ray or an intergalactic plague that's about to wipe out life on this miserable little planet
The only way these people get on with their happy lives is that they do not know about it