[Skit: Radio Host, Caller]
The phones are lighting up here at WDICK 105.71. Be caller 105 and you'll have the chance to win the prize of a lifetime. On a radio game show we like to call the Mystery Door. Caller, you're live on the air on WDICK 105.7
Oh my God, are you serious? I'm caller number 105? I can't believe it!
Yes, you are. You are the 105th caller.
I told you Shandrea, Shandrea my cousin, you stupid b*tch. I told you I could get on it.
So the real question now is are you gonna go with what's bеhind door number one or door number two?
Oh my God. Oh my God. I-I don't know. I just can't bеlieve it. It's the-it's so crazy. You know I remember that one person that won a million dollars. It's like what I'ma win? I don't even know.
Okay, but wait, wait, wait, wait. Caller, you have been randomly selected for a feature we call Mystery Box.
Oh my God. Wha-wha.
Anything can be inside it. So is it door number one, door number two, or the Mystery Box?
I mean, I-I-I don't know. I mean but-but behind door number one it could be but-but-but like but-but-but, number two.
You have ten seconds.
Oh my God, can I get a lifeline or something?
Ten. Nine. Three. One. Zero.
Oh shit. The Mystery Box. I'ma take the Mystery Box.
Woah, woah, woah. Now before we open up that box and see just what's inside, what prize awaits. Let's see what was behind door number one.
Okay. Alright.
A new car.
Aw, shit.
The brand new Mercedes-Benz brought to you in part by Mercedes. Mercedes only. Mercedes paid for this. Mercedes.
Alright, what's next?
Let's see what you missed out on behind door number two.
Come on already. Hurry up.
Get out the hood and into a new home with a white picket fence brought to you by the suburbs (Goddammit). Where your baby daddy can't find you.
Alright, alright. What did I win? What's in the Mystery Box?
Alright ladies and gentlemen, you waited for it and here it is. Caller 105, you have won two all-inclusive VIP package tickets front-row center to see Sisqó live at the Troubadour in Los Angeles, California. Stay at the lovely, beautiful one-star Ramada Inn. Caller, are you there?
Are you f*cking serious? Are you f*cking kidding me? I'm gonna see Sisqó! Oh my God! Oh my God! Shandrea, get your sh*t, b*tch. F*ck my- Oh my God, this sh*t I can't. Thank you so much. WDICK, you made my whole life!
Well that's all the time we have today, folks. Thank you so much for tuning in. And don't forget, you heard it here first. Live and direct on WDICK 105.7. Brought to you in part by our sponsors It Ain't That Deep. Get down and lay down. Hit ya with the Beretta, you better stay down. Stray shots on the playground.