[Intro: Snoop Dogg]
Bobby, they said there ain't gon' be no Christmas this year, so what you gon' do?
Hit it, friend
Huh, hahaha
Funky Christmas
Ha, huh

[Chorus: October London]
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me

[Verse 1: Snoop Dogg]
[?] night, holy night
Drinking that nog, ready to fight
Momma in the kitchen cooking rice
Selling PS5's for half price
[?] snow
[?] gifts by the mistletoe
Heaven knows I did seven shows
No Santa Claus, no ho-ho-ho's

[Chorus: October London]
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
[Verse 2: Cocoa Sarai]
Slide down my chimney baby, come trim my tree
Come deck these halls with [?], let's grow some weed
I know just how you like it, you work so hard
But you helpin' everybody except Misses Claus
Oh Santa, I got what you need
Oh Santa, ain't got nothin' for me
Oh Santa, tired of sleepin' alone
'Cause I think that you're droppin' off these gifts at these homes

[Chorus: October London]
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me
I don't want no Christmas so don't bring me no damn trees
I don't want no Christmas so you won't be getting no gifts from me

[Outro: October London]