This one's for you, sports fans!

How 'bout those 9ers, those Bengal stripes
Did you watch the playoffs?
Did it drive you wild?
Did the score end in that purple two
Great save or throw a long pass to you

The whole nation is looking in
We're the sports fans and we always win
We were winners, the common man
No losers. (We are the!)

Hey sports fans (Sports fans)
Hey sports fans, (Sports fans)
The whole nation is watching you. (Watching you!)
Sports fans, whatcha gonna do?

Offense, defense, your favorite team
We're right behind you to victory
I know he's just a superstar
But he's no different
He's just like you are

The whole nation is looking on
We're the sports fans and we're number one
We're the winners, the common man
No loser. (We are the!)
Hey sports fans (Sports fans)
Hey sports fans, (Sports fans)
The whole nation is watching you. (Watching you!)
Sports fans, whatcha gonna do?

Everybody in the neighborhood
Sports fans you're looking good

(Guitar solo)

OK, sports fans, it's all up to you, sports fans!
If we're gonna win this one, we have to get out there and support our team!
Let me hear you!
Do you wanna win? Are we number one?
Come on, everybody cheer!

Here come the cheerleaders, alright!

Gimme a T! T!
Gimme a U! U!
Gimme a B! B!
Gimme an E! E!
Gimme an S! S!
What's that spell? TUBES!
I can't hear you! TUBES! Let's go!
(Guitar solo)

Hey sports fans
Hey sports fans
Hey sports fans
Hey sports fans

Let's go!

The Tubes!
Thank you very much, we're the Tubes!

(Cheers and applause)