[Intro]
"What'll we get for 10 dollars?"
"Every 'ting you want"
"Everything?"
"Every 'ting.."

[Chorus]
(Ahh!) Me so horny!
(Ahh!) So, so horny!
(Ahh!) Me so horny!
Me love you long time!
(Ahh!) Me so horny!
(Ahh!) So, so horny!
(Ahh!) Me so horny!
Me love you long time!
Me so horny!
So, so horny!
Me so horny!
Me love you long time!
Me so horny!
So, so horny!
Me so horny!
Me love you long time!

[Verse 1]
Sittin' at home watching late-night TV
Flipping through channels, just laughing at me
Pulled out my joke book, time to make a call
Dialed up my buddy, said you ready to ball?
Rolled up to his place with a knock at the door
Had no clue what my dad jokes had in store
I'm a pun machine, yeah laughs are swarming
My appetite's for jokes, 'cause I’m so corny
[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Girls always ask why you act so weird?
I say c’mon now, I’m the dad joke king
My punchlines are rising, so don’t be sad
You’ll laugh til it hurts, just don’t tell your dad
He’d roll his eyes when he hears the setup
Mom might sigh when the punchline lets up
I'm a pun in heat, a clown without warning
My appetite's for jokes, 'cause I’m so corny

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
You can call me cheesy, even say I’m absurd
But you’ll call me again when you miss my nerdy words
I’ll tickle your brain with a pun so sly
Leave you laughing and wondering why
I'm just like that guy named the dad joke Dan
I drop one liners wherever I can
I'm a laugh in heat, a goof without warning
My appetite’s for jokes, 'cause I’m so corny

[Chorus]
[Verse 4]
It’s true you were bored until you met me
I taught you puns and how to meme correctly
You tell your friends we’re headin’ out
But we stay home, joking hard, no doubt
You said it yourself, you’re so quirky too
Then laughed so hard that your soda flew
I’m a pun machine, yeah, jokes are storming
My appetite's for jokes, 'cause I’m so corny

[Chorus]

[Outro]
"Fuckie suckie"
"Me fuckie suckie"
Me so horny!
So, so horny!
Me so horny!
Me love you long time!
"Me fuckie suckie"
"Fuckie suckie"
Me so horny!