[Intro: Swifty + Adrian Rezza]
Uhm, I'm here to make a complaint
What's the complaint?
I just saw some creature drag a body in the alley
A creature?
You're such a phoney
No, I'm not a phoney, I'm a taxpayin' citizen
You're such a pho-o-o-o-oney
What are you talking about?
This thing is not normal, man, it's not human
Let me explain to you what happened

[Verse 1: Swifty]
It was eleven o' clock at night
I decided to grab a bite to eat
Somebody lyin' in the street (Damn)
His body was beaten so bad
That you would think he got touched by all the members of the UFC
I got closer, his body was shaking bad though
My peripheral saw a black ass shadow
Walking past and got my ass back in the taho
Grab the gat and see someone drag him by the asshole
What the hell is that? (Damn) It's abnormal
I headed back to tell all my friends, they laughed more and more
The Task Force lookin' at me ignorin' me
So you gotta go
Gotta believe me, it's horrible
I'm sorry yo, you're trippin', it's not real, it's fake shit
But why don't you let me tell you the description?
It's Lucifer, baldheaded Medusa mixed with Freddy Krueger
And his ass lit up - I'm not stupid
[Chorus: Adrian Rezza]
When you see me on the corner try to act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes, you talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney

[Verse 2: Obie Trice]
Yeah, when Swift said he witnessed the two-headed image
I'll admit, I thought it was O-B (Overboard)
I'm thinkin' two sets of liquors may be runnin' through his system
That could distort what you foresee (Drunk!)
But then the clue said the way his eyebrow was risen
While he tellin' the story
I made a stupid decision going through with what he's fearin'
That's why this can never be phoney (Mmh-mmh)
Listen, same alley, flashlight extra battery
Now goin' out like black actors and actresses be
I'm an athlete gettin' out miraculously
That's when he jumped behind the trashcan after me
Can barely swallow, runnin' while he follow
I'm a father, this will not be my departure
All set and done, when I was runnin' from the drama
Only thing on my mind was "Momma!"
[Chorus: Adrian Rezza]
When you see me on the corner try to act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes, you talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney

[Bridge: Adrian Rezza]
You're such a phoney
Phoney like a three-dollar-bill
You're such a phoney
Beware of the shock, I got venom comin' out my gill
(Phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney)
Phoney like a three-dollar-bill
You're such a motherf...
(Phoney, phoney, phoney, phoney)
Beware of the shock, with the venom comin' out this gill

[Chorus: Adrian Rezza]
When you see me on the corner try to act like you my homie
Although when the curtain closes, you talk trash, you're such a phoney (You're such a phoney)
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney (You're such a phoney)
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du
You talk trash, you're such a phoney
[Outro: Swifty]
So y'all not gon' do nothin'?
Officer, get him outta here
Wait, you can't kick me out, nah man, you gotta believe me
You sound phoney, why' you wasting my time?
I don't have time to lie 'bout somethin' like that
Aren't you that D12 guy?
What?
You need to lay up the purple pills, goodbye
Goodbye? Man, I'm tellin' you, man, eh, no, stop it!
Get him outta here
Aw, damn