*Phone rings*

Woman #1: Hello?

Woman #2: Girl, tell me why I bought a bootleg T-Wayne CD?

Woman #1: What? Girl tell me why they sold me one all the way in Houston?

Woman #2: What it sound like though?

Woman #1: Girl it don’t matter if it came out of Target or the flea market. It’s the same thing.

Woman #2: True.

Woman #1: Gucci, fake Gucci, it’s the same thing. Booboo, Louis, it’s the same thing. As a matter of fact, Corolla, Lamborghini…

Both: It’s the same thing!