Gari-B Ki Kahaani

Bol usse!
Kismat ke raaste hum khol chuke
Din bhar bheek maang ke
Mile sirf do rupaye
Do rupaye?
Usme milega ek chocolate
Samaj ka tu kutta hai tu kutta hai toh bhonk le

Chotisi ye baat hai
Gaddi pe ek lash hai
Pedigree ki mang nahi
Sirf haddi ki talaash hai
Hatash hai
Meri maa ka ye beta
Nahi kaam ka koi neta
Dimaag bol ya bheja
Hoga uska dahi agar nahi toh tu kon hai?
Mere ghar mein jhoota seb
Tere ghar mein Macintosh hai

Yahaan Steve ko nai job hai
Berozgaari ka khauf hai
Ye galli mera hood
Yahaan sabke papa off hai!
BHAIIIIIII
Ye dekho kiski ladki hai
Ye dekho kitni kadki hai
Bhook se aaye aansu
Par sab bolte usko radki hai
Mummy iski bhadki hai
Ye homework nahi karti hai
Samne waale jhopde ke ladke pe ye marti hai
Aaj bharti hai
Nahane ka aaj mood hai
Hoga paani naali mein
Ye naali swimming pool hai
Tu door reh!
Ye mere dharam ka usool hai
Hood ka main jesus
Badlu paani ko main doodh mein
(Par parle G ka kya?)
Hum pet bhar lete
Sunke khane ki aawaz
Nahi khaneko anaaj
Nahi hota hai bardasht
Meri mummy meri doctor
Karti hai ilaj
Ho sardi ya ho khasi
Ya fir hoga AIDS
Ya cancer ka koi khel
Baba ki vibhooti se sab ho jayenge FAIL

Aaj khane mein hai bhel
Nashte mein hai bhel
Bhandare mein hai bhel
Prasadi mein hai bhel
Starter mein hai bhel
Dessert mein hai bhel
Three course meal mein
Sab kuch hai ye bhel
Sab kuch hai ye bhel
Three course meal mein
Sab kuch hai ye bhel
Paani Puri ka hai khwaab
Pura paani bhi naseeb nai
Khaana bhi lazeez nai
Producer maange paisa
Yahaan rappero ko beat nai
Charsiyo ko weed nai
Censor board ki maa ki aankh
Yahaan gaaliyon ko beep nahi!

Struggle yahaan real hai
Akal yahaan weird hai
Mountain dew ilaka yaaro
Dafan yahaan fear hai
Sab real hai (Aye!)

Driver peete beer yahaan beer peeti driver ko
Gear nahi cycle ko
Fever bhi ye viral ho
Yahaan maut ki nazar hai
Bahot se kattal hai
Har lodge mein fucker hai
Game chalu room mein
Cot pe pakadke ke
PDA jamana yeh toh Bombay sheher hai

Yahaan aashiqon ki kami nahi
Khwaaishon ki lagi padi
Sapno ke sheher mein public tight
Hoke padi rahi
Gari-B hip-hop aur hip-hop mein gareebi hai
Isiliye gully mein thuke paan ki graffiti hai
Zindagi daud hai ye maut mere ghutno ki
Sher log ka kya bhai kahaani hai ye kutton ki
Lion king? Nahi tu lying king tu jhoot hai!
Jis deewar pe tera naam
Uss deewar pe meri mooth hai
Tu dude hai?
Nahi tu noob hai!
Chotasa dhamaka tu Diwali ki bandook hai
Main touf isiliye karu...na main khot sehen
Jeb mein mere bomb leke ghumu main Note 7

Bantai Bacchi Bamai
Dhanda karke kamai
Ye Gari-B ki kahaani hai
Ye Gari-B ki kahaani hai