[Verse 1]
Oh Lord, wish I'd never been stoned
When I get high, I can't leave the women alone
Omaha Sherriff and his boys gettin' ready to slaughter
Lookin' for the man turned on the mayor's daughter, yeah

[Chorus]
Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thing
Down in the holler every evenin', you could hear her sing
She said I'm funky, but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround
Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down
Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love, y'all, yeah

[Verse 2]
Five miles of road between me and my house
A rosy-throat sherriff and his deputies been trackin' me down
Well, I wish I was back at Baton, takin' it easy
But if a man's gonna eat fried chicken, he's a-got to get greasy

[Chorus]
Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thing
Down in the holler every evenin', you could hear her sing
She said I'm funky, but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround
Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down
Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love, y'all
Go on, show me how to love
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thing
Down in the holler every evenin', you could hear her sing
She said I'm funky, but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround
Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down
Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love, y'all

[Outro]
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