[Verse 1]
Woke up late, hungover again
Hot damn, it ain't even the weekend
Step into the kitchen, over a friend
I gotta keep quiet so she can sleep in

[Pre-Chorus]
I used to feel so alone in our king bed
I'm done crying over you, now I'm stretching out instead

[Chorus]
C'mon to my house, it's all mine now
I can do whatever I wanna
Call up the strippers, take 'em to dinner
And sing out loud till the morning
Shed a couple of tears, shotgun a thousand beers
'Cause this is my house since I kicked you out
And I can do whatever I wanna

[Verse 2]
Baby, you can come home in twenty-eight days
'Cause we got a lotta of lovin', lotta bills to pay
But now I laugh all night, it's five o'clock all day
I kinda like this life, I must say

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I never have to worry about if you'll come home
I'm not crying over you, now I'm better off alone
[Chorus]
C'mon to my house, it's all mine now
I can do whatever I wanna
Call up the strippers, take 'em to dinner
And sing out loud till the morning
Shed a couple of tears, shotgun a thousand beers
'Cause this is my house since I kicked you out
And I can do whatever I wanna

[Bridge]
Sometimes, I'm over being over you
I want you right here, I wanna say, "I do"
Until I don't

[Chorus]
C'mon to my house, it's all mine now
And I can do whatever I wanna
Call up the strippers, make 'em some dinner
And sing out loud till the morning
Shed a couple of tears, shotgun a thousand beers
But this is my house since I kicked you out
And I can do whatever I wanna
And I can do whatever I wanna