[Verse One - Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim]
This island is our home
(This island is our home)
Blessed by Jah
So much beauty to behold

But when there is war
And struggle and pain
How do we fill our souls
With joy again?

We look and we laugh at

[Chorus]
Goth kid on vacation (With the family)
Goth kid on vacation (In the family)
Goth kid on vacation (He just want to be)
Goth kid on vacation

[Verse Two - Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim]
He no wear bathing suit
He wear big black jeans (Oh no)
He wear no sandal
He got the combat boots on the beach (Ay-ya-ya-ya)

He no want no jet-ski
He no swim with no dolphins
He want sit in the hotel lobby
Look at photos of his big-boned girlfriend
[Chorus]
Goth kid on vacation (Hiding from the sun)
Goth kid on vacation (Watch his hair dye run)
Goth kid on vacation (He no have no fun)
Goth kid on vacation

[Verse 3 - Jack Black]
When I was a young boy
My parents took mе down to Jamaica
For my high-school spring break
They said 'Come to thе pool' but
I stayed in the room with my graphic novels
So I could masturbate
'Cause I'm a...

[Chorus]
Goth kid on vacation
Goth kid on vacation

[Vocal Interlude - James Austin Johnson, Michael Longfellow, Heidi Gardner]
Hey, so, what's the plan for this afternoon, gang, huh? What does everybody want to do?
Go home
Maybe snorkeling?
Maybe go home?
Snorkeling sounds great
Going home sounds great
Dexter! Maybe you should just go to the beach and write your poetry. Would that make you happy?!
Happiness is a disease
[Bridge - Ensemble Kenan Thompson & Jack Black]
He's sweating, he's sweating (Oh, my)
He's sweating, he's sweating (Right through his t-shirt!)
He's sweating, he's sweating (Ass-print on the lounge chair!)
He's sweating, he's sweating (Life is misery for a...)

[Chorus - Ensemble & Jack Black & Michael Longfellow]
Goth kid on vacation (My shirt is staying on)
Goth kid on vacation (I do the zip-line once)
Goth kid on vacation (Please just take me home)
Goth kid on vacation

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