[Verse 1]
Waitin' in my crate just chillin' in the dark on a shelf
I'm ready to go now
Been too long just sittin' in this shell by myself
I need you to know now
I can do
Anything you want me to

[Chorus 1]
Crack me up (I'll be your omelet)
Crack me up (however you want it)
Hard-boiled or fried
Or make me on the sunny side
Or get out the pan and set the stove to high
'Cause I am ready to fry
Crack me up (mayonnaise or flan it)
Crack me up (put peppers on it)

[Verse 2]
I'm a shape-shifter, I can be anything
Scramble or poach me
Put me in a cake, I can bake almost everything
So many ways to approach mе
Runny or done well
Gotta get mе out of this shell
[Chorus 2]
Crack me up (I'll be your frittata)
Crack me up (you know you gotta)
In a quiche or a soufflé
You can make me any way
Not only am I nutritious
I'm also delicious
Crack me up (turn up the heat now)
Crack me up (you've got the beat now)
Crack me up!