Jack Black
Master Exploder
[Prelude: Open Mic Host & Jack Black]
This uh next band asked me not to read this
But, goddammit, I'm going to read it anyway
Because I wrote it, and it's the truth
I fucking love this band
They're the best band ever, period
Ladies and gentlemen, Tenacious D
Hey, what's up
Me and KG wrote this song 5 minutes ago
It's called "Master Exploder"
[Intro: Jack Black]
Ahh!
[Verse 1: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]
I do not need
He does not need
A microphone
A microphone
My voice is fucking
Fucking
Powerful!
[Bridge: Jack Black]
Ahh
Ah-aaah!
Sorry
[Verse 2: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]
I did not mean
He did not mean
To blow your mind
To blow your mind
But that shit happened to me
All the time
[Verse 3: Jack Black & Kyle Gass]
Now take a look
Take a look
Tell me what do you see?
What do you see?
We've got the Pick
Of Destiny
[Outro: Jack Black]
Ahh
Ahhh-yea!