[Intro: Jack Black]
One, two, three motherf***er
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1: Bacon]
My children have only had a looking at me twice since
The government took away my cooking license
Since than beats have had declining prices
It's like a rhyming crisis rivaling isis
It seems that since the battle of new orleans
Ive been going loco it's been causing me to scream
I'm like earl the way I got shattered dreams
My faith is scattered by things like brittank, uh
Sike im just kidding im on a trip to oceania
I'm always winning like everyday is hannukah
Regardless of spending my mind has been departed
From trending events like the travis scott fornite concert
It’s like astroworld in every single school lunch line
If I have to eat more of that shit I might do some gang signs
Cause even if we all got along like Pirus and Crips
I’d still be throwing up blood cause im sick of this shit

[Verse 2: Drip Tarts]
Just like Tyler I’m crying and eating mayonags
This song is as insane as the Tibetan flag
Better call Saul season 5 episode 8 man of bag
Call me moist the way they’re not fucking clips they’re mags
Sneako is a dumbass and I’m tired of this shit
Dumping lots of tea to get back at the Brits
Buckle up cuz I’m the pilot in the cockpit
Kinda in a hurry gotta get there lickety split
I’m asking the black and tans to come out
Fight me like a man and you will blackout
Irish Republican Army on top Brits pussy out
Inventing new things like a college dropout
Go bowling for dollars pick up the spare
Wish I was in 2001 on XP playing solitaire
Ringing a bell like hector in a wheelchair
What the fuck do I look like? A daycare?
[Verse 3: Unhingedale]
This song goes crazy
It goes nutty like scorsese
It doesnt have bobby cause he's too lazy
I banged 4 chicks and they were all named tracy
The songs called locos but this verse is insane
It makes me feel like im high on cocaine
I invaded your mom like russia and ukraine
If you like the french ill kill you deader then kurt kobain
My verses are unhinged but that shouldn't be a suprise
I’ll kill your whole family so say your goodbyes
Colin’s mom is hot like french frys
She was fucked by 5 guys
I have straight F's but i dont have any worries
My english essay was due two weeks ago but im not in any hurries
My town is so white its like snow flurries
Also did i mention ben is into f******

[Bridge: Ricky Rich]
Check it out now, the golden era sound

[Verse 4: Ricky Rich]
Please don’t say I told you so
Just like a trumpet I made you blow
Gave you my word on a sample pack
If you can’t play drums you can sample that
Rock n roll back and forth
In the junkyard banging on cardboard
Jump in the broom, pop in the trunk
I didn’t know you could do two things at once
[Outro: Bacon]
Bacon