I won't do this and I won't do that
And I won't eat fat and I won't talk that
And all of that tricky yackety-tack
And none of that is in-fact a fact
And that's not a fact and I won't do that

On anybody you were out of order
I don't do out of order or law and order
Don't tell me this if I wanna do that
I do as I want and that's a fact
Can we not do that?

I won't do that, now I won't do that
But she said this and I said that
You know I did that and that's a fact

On anybody you were out of order
And I don't do order or law and order
Don't tell me this, I won't do that
As I won't, but that is a fact, a fact
Not less we do this and we do that

I won't do this, I won't do that
I won't eat fat, I won't talk that
And all of that tricky yackety-tack
And none of that is a fact, a fact
But that's a fact and I won't do that
I won't do that, now I won't do that
And I won't do this and I won't do that
But she said this and I said that
And yes you know and that is that

Uh, can you do that? Do-do-do that?
Can you do that, do that, do-do-do that?
Uh, can you do that? Do-do-do that?
Uh, can you do that, do that, do-do-do that?

Uh, can you do that? Do-do-do that?
Can you do that, do that, do-do-do that?
Uh, can you do that? Do-do-do that?
Uh, can you do that, do that, do-do-do that?

I won't do this and I won't do that
But I will do this and I may do that
But she said this and I said that

Uh, can you do that, do that, do-do-do that?
Uh, can you do that, do that, do-do-do that?
Uh, can you do that, do that, do-do-do that?
Uh, can you do that, do that, do-do-do that?

And I won't do this and I won't do that
But I will do this and I may do that
But she said this and I said that