[Verse 1]
Well, I see you got your
Brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Yeah, I see you got your
Brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
You must tell me, honey
How your head feels under somethin' like that
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

[Verse 2]
You look so pretty in it
Honey, can I jump on it sometime?
Yeah, I just wanna see
If it's really expensive kind
Well, it balances on your head
Just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

[Verse 3]
You wanna see the sun rise?
Baby, I know where
We'll go out and we'll look at it sometime
We'll just both sit there and stare
Me with my belt wrapped around my head
And you just sittin' there
In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat, ah
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
I asked the doctor, could I see you?
It's bad for your health, he said
I disobeyed his orders
I went there and found him there instead
Well, I don't mind him cheatin' on me
But I wish he'd take that thing off his head
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

[Verse 5]
Well, I see you got a new boyfriend
I never seen him before
Well, I saw you makin' love to him
You forgot to close the garage door
Well, you think he loves you for your money
But I know what he loves you for
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
You think he loves you for your money
But I know what he wants you for
(You think he wants your money
But I know what he wants you for)
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

[Outro]
Thanks a lot, [?]