My name is Joe
And I'm barely ten years old
And I sleep in the back of the Pontiac
Whenever there's trouble

And I can do as I please
'Cause I'm the runt of the family
And Andy and Jack are heroes
And they're my big brothers

And my name is Joe
And I know wherever I go
That my big brothers will take care of me

They teach me lots of games
And every day is never the same
Sometimes I'm quarterback
Sometimes I'm on the attack
In the army

They have friends around all the time
And I really like to spy
On Andy and Jack
Both tryin' to kiss Jenna

And my name is Joe
And I know wherever I go
That my big brothers will take care of me
'Cause I'm part of the family