[Verse 1]
I told my plug “Why’d you come if you ain’t bring the best witcha?” (Hmm)
Two bitches, (Who?) Johnny Test sisters, (Johnny Test) loose britches, water sex witcha (Water sex)
I’m the reason she burnin her ex pictures (I know)
Apple bottom jeans (Jeans), boots with the fur (The fur), two cups full (Full), water and dirt (Aye)
For eternity, I smoke till it's (Smoke), startin’ to hurt (Hurt)
But the pain feel good, nah this ain’t real wood (Woah, woah, woah, woah)
This a leaf baby, and Beris thinks you seem crazy (Aye, aye, aye)
Promise no attention being paid I’m cheap baby
For petesakin’, keef kidd chief hazy
Unemployed Roy probably think that he lazy
But he been in his dungeon from Monday to Sunday
One day, everybody listen to what he say
Macaroni cheese plate, dinner date, three way
Zooey Deschanel wanna kick it like a PK

[Verse 2]
E-pills speed race, sativa speedway
Cobwebs all up on them hoes that say they need Chase
Sprint through them hoes like Usain Bolt speed date
This shit, that shit, he said, she said
Total Drama Island on the tele
Civilians probably think I’m smelly but will never come and tell me
I can’t help what's reekin’ out my pocket
The shit fell out when I went in to get my wallet
Like fuck, I hope nobody saw that
She gone give me head like “Here son, have my ballcap”
Pimpin’, what you call that?
Cut her legs off, how the fuck she crawl back?
I put yip-yip, there be lots of nip slips, when she in the whip with me
I do kickflip, ride over a bitch tit, annoying you picnic, flee