[Intro: Dylan and Jay]

HOW'S HE ANNOYING
He back stabs everybody
HUH
He thinks he's the shit and he's not
UGGGH
*yawn*
I'm sleep

[Verse: 1]

Friend in my face
Enemy in disguise
Boy so fat
Lay off burgers and fries
Hair so long
Can't even see his eyes
Every thing you rap ab
They're all lies
Shirts to small
Man, buy some your own size
Closest thing you got to pussy
Is grab a girls thighs

Wanna be Eminem
Wanna be logic
We know you gay boy
Garret come up out the closet
Wanna be Thomas
Wanna be Landon
Don't battle me
I'm the last man standing
You the last one ranting
Type of guy who goes around pant-sing
STOP!
Can't even lift the bar
'Cause he's making no gains
Stole the Lil Wayne beat 'cause his raps straight lame
Man, these dimples had these hoes into the last gear
I was more popular than you last year
Yeah, we didn't even know you exist
My team pass all yo hoes like an assist
Now I'm going off the shits
You will never assist

End your career
Man you'll have no fame
Icy g lame ass name
Diss me for nothing
White boy that's kinda lame tho
Like Jeremy and Josh catching feelings for the same ho
Oh you done did it
Imma kill you in a verse
Tripping over Morgan but you know i hit it first
Y'all making me laugh
Just like Jimmy Fallon
Dick on ya mouth from kissing Britney Allen

I see these blacks and I see you trying to pretend
Fat ass gamer
Xbox every weekend
Your mouth filled with semen
You're three feet keep reaching
You the type of guy to fuck a girl when she's sleeping
You the type of guy who finds dick pleasing
You the type of guy who wants reverse bleaching
And you think you'll beat me
You'll have to keep dreaming


I bet you get your flow from YouTube
U really wanted Lexi
She like who the heck is this dude
Never heard of this dude
Never heard of his shoes
Your so lame
Even Thomas wouldn't miss you
I didn't wanna diss you
But things have to happen
I saw you shivering as soon as I started rapping
Two heads go to clashing
Like your mother I was bashing
'Get someone your own age'
I keep it old fashioned

You can't say you're hard
Matt knocked you out
Wanna throw these hands
I can beat you no doubt
Lyrics kinda faulty
You getting kinda salty
Kneel to greatness
Worship and exalt me

Your breath stank
You really need to back off
3 inch punisher
This is how u jack off ????????
Two fingers how you jack off

You got beef?
Say it to my face
I bet you know how Thomas Cordier dick taste
Had it all in ya mouth
Like toothpaste
Imma win...no tie
Shoelace

Y'all play x box
But please don't ignore
That Jeremy look like a PS4
He look like a monkey
His thumb too long
He look like he been in the sun too long
He look like an all black ford
Escape
He look like Caesar from planet of the apes
Sorry jeremy but this is my last roast
Why you look like a burnt piece of toast

If you my friend
Why you dissing me
Seems like y'all taking shots
But you missing me
Josh taking an L
For hanging with these lames
Seems like y'all scared
Y'all just don't know who to blame
Woah
What kinda name is prodigy
Haters gonna hate
But ya fam real proud of me
I need an apology
Little girls all y'all gossipy

Two black guys
One white...make an Oreo
We don't wanna hear you rap
Like cool story bro
Do you wanna be white or black
Man, I'll let you pick
Your girl say your dick look like a toothpick
You tryna play games like
Levi sleazy
White boy tryna rap
Boy You ain't g eazy

You just a joke
I would never choke
Same old free runs
I really think you're broke
MAANNN!!
Imma kick Garret
Call me Rooney
He look like Chunk
From the Goonies
Squad get hoes
Yeah, She needs us
He look like slim Jesus
Autotune autotune
Man the shit pays
Same hairstyle since the
6th grade
Come around me, won't even
Say nun
Talk ab sports but
But you don't even play one
Yeah i get hoes
But I don't scream thots
But all the girls hate you..
I got more than screenshots


[Interlude: Mia and Jay]

Jay :What do you know about Garret Locher

Mia: I think he's a fool

Jay: He's a what..?

Mia: A fool


[Verse: 2]

Eat a lot food
Boy you are a fatty
Shut up Zach
You need to talk to Maddie
I bet you wanna keep Mexicans
On the border
I bet you're a Donald Trump supporter
Darkie
I will give you 5 since a day
And water bottle
Just so you won't starve and you won't throttle
Give you all the food in the cafeteria
Take yo black ahh back to Syria
I attracted hoes
Like I was attacked by cupid
You 16 in the 9th grade that's why you stupid

[Outro: Hayzo]

Talking about
We getting held back
N***a I ain't never got held back
You got held back by your damn self
With your stupid ass
Hell Nah, n***a dumb ass n***as
Bruh these slob ass n***as stupid ass fuck
Dumb, motherfucker
I ain't never got held back
None of us got held back bih!