[Intro]
The unfortunate tale of Charlotte the Harlot

[Verse 1]
Yeah, yeah
Said, there's a rain cloud outside the window of the main house
Our family sit silent at the table, eatin' take-out
Me and my step-sister just made out the other night while everyone was hangin' at the lake house
I realized that I loved her last summer
She appeared in my dreams naked, made me start to wonder if it was wrong
So we never got along, used to ignore each other
Argue and argue until our parents had to come in
They run in, yellin' and pullin' belts out
My temporary tattoos covered by a welt
How I wish that she would see that I'm the one for her
In her polka dot dress, readin' Tom Sawyer, yeah
They kept us in the house after school
No friends allowed over, stayin' hidden in our rooms
'Cause inside was safe, and outside a dangerous place
She smiled at me, she was makin' we wait
In my thoughts, I undressed her, protect her
She come apart in front of me, I'd put her back together, yeah

[Chorus]
I get kinda crazy when I miss her
Can't tell nobody, but I'm in love with my step-sister (Step-sister)
Think I'm in love with my step-sister (Step-sister), shit
Charlotte the Harlot
[Verse 2]
Yeah, now we sneakin' into the guest house
Tell our mom and dad that we went out
It's stormin' outside, we'll be gone 'til it's mornin' outside
We'll never feel normal again
And I never been kissed before, I hope that she can teach me
Devoured by the power whenever she lay beneath me
She make it look so easy
She can turn my frown to a smile
Turn me to a man from a child
'Cause I'm so lonely, and she's so lovely
I'm obsessed, so can she touch me?
Is it crazy if I call her "baby"?
Will everybody hate me if they find out? Yeah
See, I fell for the sheltered angel, I can't tell her
Charlotte's Web a little bit tangled, can I help her?

[Chorus]
It's crazy when I miss her
Don't tell nobody, but I'm in love with my step-sister (Step-sister)
Think I fell for my step-sister (Step-sister)
Charlotte the Harlot

[Outro]
Said, it'll be our little secret, it'll be our little secret, babe
It'll be our little secret, can it be our little secret, babe?
It'll be our little secret, it'll be our little secret, babe
It'll be our little secret, our little secret